2nd to last

This is my second to last day of work. I have a mild but irritating muscle ache in my crotch that I sometimes get when I'm tense. There is a pile of half chewed shards of the ring from beaneath the cap of a plastic water bottle next to my computer. I like to bite a crease in the plastic, seperate it into small pieces and then use my incisors to slowly flaten those small thick pieces into larger, flatter discs. Then I do the same with those pieces. On days where I buy I new water bottle, I end up with a noticible pile of plastic bits next to my keyboard. They smell like bad breath, but only when I put my nose really close to them.